and i got in and starting cleaning myself, you know, as you do when one is in the shower.

but yeah, i put my shampoo on and i was having a little ‘herbal essences’ moment like orgasming over my hair, you kno you kno.

but then, i turned round and this massive spider was right infront of me like

‘hay gurl

YOU ARE SO FUNNY.
OMG NEW FAVOURITE PERSON.